I have tried to be a very good doggie and learn a lot of commands. I know that "Off" means get off the furniture, "Lap" allows me onto a lap (though sometimes I can get on without that:), "Walkies" means to walk nicely next to whoever's walking me, "Eat" is permission to nom the nommy nommy food, "Sit" means to sit down, and "Stay" means to keep sitting even if Mommy or Daddy goes away into a house for a while (that one is really hard, though, when there are interesting things nearby).

I have tried to be a very good doggie and learn a lot of commands. I know that "Off" means get off the furniture, "Lap" allows me onto a lap (though sometimes I can get on without that:), "Walkies" means to walk nicely next to whoever's walking me, "Eat" is permission to nom the nommy nommy food, "Sit" means to sit down, and "Stay" means to keep sitting even if Mommy or Daddy goes away into a house for a while (that one is really hard, though, when there are interesting things nearby).

I also run to get the rope and the penguin and the monkey and the rats, and I scare the evil birds away and I wake people up when they sleep too late and I go into my bag and is really quiet when they do other stuff.

I know I must have been doing really good, 'cause the other evening they left two big pieces of pizza on the coffee table, just for me! I never had pizza before, and it was sooo good, and there was sooo much, I could hardly eat anything the next day. Only doggies who have been very good get that kind of food. Daddy Kusch was yelling about something at the coffee table later that evening, but I have no idea what that was about.

What's dignity? And why does Mommy say I don't have any??

What's dignity?  And why does Mommy say I don't have any?? 
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